Bruce the Chef

(one knee-high stocking, large beverage container, yarn, crochet hook)
1.  Pull a knee-high stocking, inside out, over your hair. Tie a knot close to your head in the extra stocking hanging loose. Take off the stocking and turn it right-side out. Stretch the stocking over a large beverage container.
2.  Cut pieces of yarn 16 to 20 inches long. Hold a small pinch of stocking in your fingers. Gently poke a crochet hook through the stocking. Place a piece of yarn on the hook and pull it through the hole. Tie a knot in the yarn.
3.  Continue to cover the stocking with pieces of yarn.